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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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