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Pet death
My
aunt
Wilma
had their beloved pet
monkey 🐒
Teddy
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺
an ostrich 🐦
an elephant 🐘
a cow 🐮
a lynx 😺
a bear 🐻
a tiger 🐯
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a venomous snake 🐍
a crocodile 🐊
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