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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Charlie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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