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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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