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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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