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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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