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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Voldemort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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