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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Akira eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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