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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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