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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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