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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bob eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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