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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Snort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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