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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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