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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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