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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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