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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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