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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daenerys eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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