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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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