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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rex eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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