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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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