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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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