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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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