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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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