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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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