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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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