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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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