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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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