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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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