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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maggie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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