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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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