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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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