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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Molly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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