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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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