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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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