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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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