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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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