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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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