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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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