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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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