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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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