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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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