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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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