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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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