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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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