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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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