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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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