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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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