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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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