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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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