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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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