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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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