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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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