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Pet death

My aunt Wilma had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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